multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(Source: ihaveremade, via fake-mermaid)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via crazilydesigned)

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via fake-mermaid)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via brain-killing-brain)

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: uglierer, via brain-killing-brain)

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via fake-mermaid)

cub2:

lick lick lick sqeesh

(via deductiontoseduction)